The unexamined life is not worth living.
An advice column for the new millenium.
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Reign of Fire, by Mike
W. invades Iraq.
Black Dog, by Mike
Patrick, Randy and Meat. Do they need last names?
How to be a Bigot in This Modern Age, by Mike
Tired of being branded a Nazi?
The good Dr. Caldwell, by Mike
Ah, college, the best five to ten years of my life.
A telemarketer call is like a crank call, only the victim calls you.
S & M (Science and Mathematics of course, get your mind out of the gutter)
A fast factoring algorithm, by Mike(coming soon!)
Would be far better than all others known if only it worked. Maybe you can help.
Most scientists would say no. I say maybe.
Can you explain this picture? by Mike
Look real hard.
Alternative Pie, by Mike
Can be sung to Don McLean’s American Pie (sort of)
Six Disjoint Verses, by Mike
A very simple rhyme scheme.
A poetic farce of a pop culture staple.
Assorted Poems, by Mike
I’m so deep I’m going to get the bends.
The Mall Primer, by Mike
See MAD. See Mike. See Mike rip off MAD. Rip Mike rip.
11 Poems written in 30 minutes, by Mike
See how many short rhymes you can think of in 30 minutes. You’d be surprised!
Shadow Train, by Seth
Seth’s anal-retentive attention to detail yields positive results!
Free desktop wallpaper
Open the picture, right click on it, select “Set as wallpaper.”
Several designs to choose from. Each measures 1024 x 768 pixels
Countdown, by Mike
Remember those instructional films from school?
Brain, by Mike
Windows is going crazy! by Mike
A bunch of extra pointers and a fake error message. Put it on your friend’s computer!
Sitcom Rules, by Seth
Creating your own hit TV show for fun and profit.
George W. Bush vs. Osama Bin Ladin, by Mike
Next week: Chruchill and Hitler, separated at birth?
Assorted Ruminations, Vol 1, by Mike
Each of these snippets could grow into a thesis.
An analysis of Louie, Louie, by Mike
The FBI spent six months investigating this song. Their conclusion: Unintelligible at any speed. So what are the lyrics? We investigate.
Book Club, by Mike
Mischief, Mayhem, Kool-Aid
Odyssey Motor Company, by Seth
Just great cars.