Six Disjoint Verses


The church dislikes masturbation

And other erotic recreation

It interferes with salvation

Unless its simple procreation


No one’s at the railroad station

While Bush is saving aviation

Like its our only transportation

After New York’s consternation


Local News is all sensation

They’ll have a special investigation

Brought to you live on location

About a cure for constipation


Teachers stress punctuation

Reading, writing, multiplication

Then its time for graduation

School is like incarceration


The doctor prescribes medication

To cure your viral infestation

What causes all the trepidation?

A health management organization


Merger and assimilation

Creates a bigger corporation

To dominate our great nation

That’s the final expectation